Browsing ff.net and decided I wanted to write my own Twilight fanfiction. Solely for the amusement factor. I do find interest in some of the more minor characters, however... ahem. Anyway. This was taken from SulpiciaDoesntApprove's page on fanfiction.net!

Twilight Fanfiction Stereotypes

I write Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have no life

I read Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have bad taste

I’m a girl who read Twilight so I MUST be in love with Edward

I’m a guy who read Twilight so I MUST be gay

I love Twilight so I MUST have no literary taste

I hate Twilight so I MUST be a loser

I laugh about Twilight so I MUST be a meanie

I’m Team Edward so I MUST hate Jacob

I’m Team Jacob so I MUST hate Edward

I’m Team Switzerland so I MUST have problems with making up my mind

I like Bella so I MUST be an anti-feminist

I hate Bella so I MUST be after Edward

I’m Team Cullen so I MUST always go with the main stream

I’m Team La Push so I MUST be trying to be special

I’m Team Volturi so I MUST be evil (Helllll yeaaahhhh)

I’m Team Human so I MUST be boring

I’m Team Vlad & Stef so I MUST be into slash

I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST scream “OMG, I luuuurve Edward!1!1!!”

I’m a thirteen-year-old fangirl so I MUST have no writing skills whatsoever

I’m a twenty-something fangirl so I MUST be immature

I’m very short so I MUST love shopping and shoes and shopping all day long

I’m a klutz so I MUST need a vampire boyfriend to save me

I’m a redhead so I MUST stalk

I’m a blonde so I MUST want to steal your babies

I like sports so I MUST be an overgrown idiot and make baseball jokes all day long

I’m a mother so I MUST be an overprotective hen and clean the house all day long

I like Jasper so I MUST be emo

I’m very friendly, happy and hyper so I MUST be gay (Aro...? Hahaha)

I have a bad temper so I MUST be a sadistic witch

I have white hair and a bad temper so I MUST be an arsonist

I’m gay so I MUST be non-existent in the Twilight universe

I’m pale so I MUST be a vampire

I sparkle in the sunlight so I MUST be a vampire

I’m Canadian so I MUST hide evil vamps in my home

I’m South-American so I MUST create vampire armies as a hobby

I have a French name so I MUST have dreadlocks and talk with a funny accent

I’m of Spanish decent so I MUST throw random bits of Spanish in every conversation

I’m British so I MUST be compassionate

(Only part Italian) I’m Italian so I MUST trap poor tourists in my tower room and eat them

I’m Swiss so I MUST be Team Switzerland

I’m Romanian so I MUST be creepy and out for revenge

I’m European so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I liked Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a cheesy and unrealistic person

I hated Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a pessimist who just can’t appreciate a happy ending

I like Edward/Bella so I MUST be lame

I like uncanon pairings so I MUST be twisted

I like Jake/Nessie so I MUST be a pedophile

I like Jane/Aro so I MUST be a creepy pedophile

I hate stereotypes in Twilight fanfiction so I MUST try to use them as little as possible